Read it? Good. Then let me make this clear. I hatched that phoenix egg by breathing fire on it. That's it. I'm as much a mother as an incubator is. And labor jokes aside, it was hard and I was tired. So don't go calling me "Momma."
Incidentally, we made $234, not counting the money made from book sales, which MuseItUp needs to get back with us on. Thanks to all who donated:
Matthew E H Green
Penny Lockwood Ehrenkranz
Ellen Gable Hrkach